So about 6 cops pointed their guns at me......

this was like 2 hours ago on the upper east side manhattan, i'm coming home from partying and bullshitting and am at my door and my key won't work. i have been fighting with this lock for like 20 mins and i am still kinda buzzed and it's cold.
i live on a one way street and i see cop cars come down it the opposite way....i think nothing of it and continue to try to get the lock to open.
next thing i hear is "freeze get your hands in the air and don't move" so i'm like what the fuck?? i turn around and there are literally six cops standing behind me guns drawn and pointed. i say a quick prayer cause i've seen the news and know how this story ends.......
i put my hands in the air and say "I live here, i am locked out, this is my apartment" he says i dont give a shit and pushes me against the wall and searches me. he ask for i.d. showing i live there i hand him my license and he says "this is a florida license, you better show me something real quick" i told him to look at the address on it....he hesitantly says "ok..why do u have a fl license with a new york address" (cocksucker)
so he tells me someone called and said i was trying to break into someone's apartment.
just shows how nypd are still way to overly aggressive and way to quick to jump the gun (literally)

*talk about an experience to take your whole buzz away*

Join me in some Presidential Debate....SHOTS!!!

Pick a word for either candidate and take a shot of your favorite drink everytime they say it....I promise it will be an interesting debate....but you will enjoy it SO much more.


Some good Choices:

McCain:


"He doesn't understand"

"My friends" (I will be taking shots to this....this is NOT i repeat NOT a word to choose if you are a lightweight!)

"Fannie Mae"

"crony"

"i've fought for........."

"pork Barrel"

"earmarks"

"Bi-Partisan" (or any variation)

"government spending"

"Goodies" (No Ciara) <<----didnt say it many times so if you're a light drinker go for this one, but when he said it, it sure was fuuuuuuuny "All these goodies (shouts to the 4am crew MM)

"i have a clear record"

"I reach across the aisle"

If you don't drink use "That ONE" Cause I Betcha the maverick wont be sayin "That ONE" again......


Obama:


"Look" or "well" or "ya know" as the first word to answer or rebuttal (for the HEAVY DRINKERS!!!....this is if you want to get FUCKED UP/DIE)

"George Bush" Also for semi-heavy drinkers

"i'm going to actually cut taxes"

"last 8 years"

"Lets be Clear" <<-------For the alchoholics

"I need to correct McCain" (or any variation of it)

"middle class"

"4 billion to exxon"

"uhhhhh" <<-----if you are a heavy hitter




lol Please feel free to choose any of the above or propose a new one below!! It's late, i have to be at work early but thought this was important to put out there tonight.



Have fun...keep an open mind while watching and enjoy. this is the most important presidential election in your life. Choose wisely. (I know my photos of them are biased.....so what lol)

pssst Choose Obama! lol

Let's be honest about this VP debate people......

Sarah Palin exceeded expectations by LEAPS AND Bounds!!!! I think she was definitely under a lot of pressure to present herself in a different light, and show that she was not the person we saw on all those clips as of late. Congratulations to her, I will be the first to say I thought she was an idiot, and tonight she proved......


She can be trained as well as any dog who goes to obedience school for a week. I do not mean that in a derogatory way, but as an analogy. Now lets get some SERIOUS straight talk going here....Sarah Palin's EVERY answer was a pre-set response that she rehearsed over and over again...without question and NOT up for debate. There are two distinct things that showed me that she DOES NOT know independent facts (facts that weren't spoon-fed to her throughout the week) about not just world affairs, but her running mate John McCain.

1. All politicians have a way of answering, but not answering, the questions they are asked. The difference was she strayed so far away from the original question it was ridiculous. It wasnt that she strayed after a long rebuttal period, she was asked DIRECT questions and was the first to respond and answered with some prepared statement that was WAY off topic, then tried to coax it by saying "I may not answer the way you or Senator Biden want me to but....." NO you're simply NOT answering the questions posed.

2. this is a BIG one Joe Biden made some statements that were FLAT OUT NOT TRUE, McCain DID NOT vote for the Bill that she brought up NUMEROUS times about funds for the troops. He didnt vote on the bill at all, when Joe Biden responded to her saying "John McCain voted the same way" she said nothing to the contrary....WHY???? Because she did not know if he did or not, cause it wasnt spoon fed to her during this week's crammin session

Overall, Sarah Palin definitely did better than she did in those interviews, I watched expecting a laugh fest and it was not. I was very disappointed in the moderator, she could have been a little more direct and given a little more time for rebuttals, or encouraged a little more back and forth in my opinion.

But for anyone to say she "Won" this debate had expectations of her even lower than I did and you should be ashamed of yourself. Joe Biden was masterful with knowledge and FACTS and he defended his candidate to the T, Sarah Palin not once was able to rebut his accusations about McCain, rather they were true or false, and she dodged the questions so well i would be inclined to pick her first for my dodgeball team.

At the end of the day, this does NOT change who we saw in those interviews, THAT was Sarah Palin as was this tonight. But her lack of independent thought and her depth of knowledge (or lack thereof) scares me.....literally scares me. You cant name one magazine you read on a regular basis? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC79WhGdBXM You can't quote off your running mate's resume and voting record? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpb7z_PjbAs
Governor Palin has proven she can be trained and can cram information and spew it from her mouth with the best of them....


But i went to college (I only went to one and got 3 degrees, and she went to 6 and got 1) and I KNOW that cramming is EASY! I did it a lot, and in the end what happens when you cram? you forget it all. Sarah Palin is not at a point where she has independent thought and stances on world affairs or even the economy cause she flat out seems she didn't really follow world politics prior to this nomination. And that is her right, there are many Americans who don't know the difference between the Shiites, Al-Qaeda, and Hazbollah.....But this person should NOT be vice president of the United States...one 72 year old's heart beat away from the Presidency

Again I applaud her efforts tonight, it was a remarkable turn around, but the damage has been done and this changes little to nothing.

John McCain (More importantly Sarah Palin) must not win the Presidency.

I want to see you Naked....

I want to see you again, naked, completely exposed
completely open and ready..
Ready to let me in....ready to let me penetrate....
uninhibited by your nakedness, but there...bare...
confidently....
and as i get closer.....and as i pry deeper, and as i push harder...
you relax...continue to let me go in, knowing that as I go...
I am careful...I am cautious....I am the man you want inside.....
Your mind
Cause today...all the sex is out the window...
we're going to go in your mind, penetrate your thoughts
and you're going to let me....why?
Cause i've been there....I understand....I am not perfect
and dont expect you to be, but 2 imperfect minds joined by thorough understanding of one another is perfect

So please..let me in, I like blunt, i like honesty, i NEED brashness and "fuck it"ness in my daily diet...so be you. let it all out....
I can't say I will agree with everything you say, cause i am very opinionated and I know i wont, but i will try to understand.
I can't say I won't subliminally judge past mistakes cause I am human and I cannot help it...
But i will accept you for you
whoever this encounter may show that person to be....
Let me (him) in your mind, well before your legs....
We are who we are, but before you and I can become "we"
we have to let each other...see each other...naked and completely exposed..
-Phil P.

I admit....

I know everyone wants to read a blog about Obama and Palin or Wall street and the lehman bankruptcy etc etc etc, but thats sad shit, so i thought i would give you guys an eyeball into who I am.....enjoy.

(this is my attempt at trying humorous writing, probably not too good at it, but we shall see)

Right now I am laughing hysterically at each and every one of you, because you all think I am smart and hard working etc etc. Well it wasnt always the case....as a child I think I was retarded. and I dont mean that in a funny way, I mean I think i had some sort of compulsive ADD retardation mix that was never quite understood or diagnosed.
let me explain....I started to notice i was different from the other kids when I started K-3 and realized i had an obsession with touching things, and not just touching things, but touching them in exactly the same way, order, and with the same part of my body. Shit was crazy...I would walk into class and do a lap around the class "pinky finger to pencil sharpener" then "index finger and left thumb to chalkboard" and all the other kids were probably watching me as i did my ritual, but i didnt notice it was my own private full retard moment of each and every day. then when I finished with stepping my right foot onto the left leg of the rocking chair I would join the rest of the class in the circle like all was right in the world.
I feel sorry for my mother, cause I have always been ashamed to ask cause the truth would probably hurt, but i REALLY hope she got a C-section when she had me, or else i fear I am the reason I was her last child cause when i say i had a ginormous head as a kid...I mean I had a head that rivals the dimensions of not a football....but a football field. Imagine my head the size it is right now (its still big but i have grown into it some) on a 3 year old......fuck you for laughing, but when i see pictures of myself as a child I cant help but apologize to my mother everytime, I apologize for all the sweaters i tore to shreds when she was trying to fit them over the ginormous hook that was sharp as a knife....I apologize for all the times I bumped heads with her and people thought my father was beating her, i apologized for the dents i put in her car when i banged my head against it to prove to my sister it really didnt hurt.....and this was the 80's when cars were still made of steel.....Steel was no match for my juggernaut of a head.

I had to be the dumbest smart kid in the world, I would just do the DUMBEST shit and think I was smart enough to get away with it...like i peed in the bed will I was like 17 or some shit (yes I started college when I just turned 17, so thats why I met so many girls in the laundry room, cause i had a daily task of washing sheets) but when i was younger and would pee in the bed I would try and be slick and change my underwear before my mother woke up. who the fuck knows what my simple ass did with the dirty one's but i guess I wasnt thinking about the bed smelling like Urine from an 80 year old man who hadnt drank water in 3 weeks. So when my mom would wake me up for school and obviously smell the urine, and ask if i peed in the bed I'd be like "nope" and she would give me the "you think i'm stupid look" and i would proudly hop up and show her my clean Pj's and underwear like "HA" gotcha....then she would push my head (obviously sending me wildly out of balance from a complete loss of equilibrium, as i realized keeping my head steady was difficult and very necessary for my and other's safety)...then she would look at the sheets and proceed to whoop my assfor lying, where i promptly would piss myself again thus soiling the clean underwear i had just put on.....

(part 2 coming soon)

if you read this please comment, it is another OCD of mine, but i like to come back and re-read blogs after some time and see people's comments/thoughts if you don't feel like commenting....dont.....just know that God will make your children suffer from ginormous head and OCD and they will urinate in the bed till they are 32 years old!